Okay so just an update.
Went to dins last night with the fam, and the waiter is like, “What are we celebrating tonight?”.
And my dad’s like, “Oh it’s her birthday,” meaning me.
Then the waiter is like, “Really! Happy birthday! 17? 18?”
No. No, man.
No no no no.
And he didn’t believe me.
Not to mention, he still had to check my ID.